Hi Neil. Unfortunatly i'm unhapy with your review.
I am very disappointed with your assessment.
1st. The location is not a very inconviniently placed! As I explain in the description of the apartment, it is only the second highest hill of Lisbon and is about 7 minutes from the metro station down walking and 10 minutes walk up too! It is also not mandatory catch taxi or uber to get here, there are two bus routes that stop right in front of the building!
2nd. A great walk from the apartment to the center depends, I get to the center just walking in 30 minutes and still having to climb over one of the seven hills of the city and to downtown in 20 minutes and no need to go quickly.
3rd. As I said to reach the nearest subway station is about 700 meters and spends between 7 to 10 minutes and not a great walk, making it look like to take the subway we must have to take it in the city center.
4th. I for exemple am far from being in good physical condition and I do it every day more than once and never get tired, of course I will just walking, if running, i will get there exhausted come for sure!
5th. If it happened to you as happened to me in Tarragona who crashed my car tire in 4 places having had a prejudice of €150, imagine that in its assessment would say that someone would have destroyed your car! I have not even mentioned the case in the evaluation.
I must tell you it is not to be "super-host" that gives you the right to make a completely unrealistic assessment because simply found what you think. If you had read the description of the apartment location before make the reservation, you do not complain doing a shameful assessment as you did, and that goes completely against 99% of the given ratings, so again I say the review it is shameful and senseless!
You will have in the future review their way of seeing the situation and start making real assessments and do not affect the hosts!